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Insanity

For those of you in other parts of the country, you may have seen an auctioneer in the movies or on TV, and wonder how anyone could ever speak like that, or if it’s just exaggerated for media.

In short, no, it’s not, and yes, they can. (In 3g2 format. Quicktime will play it best.)

The Bubby and I took a trip to an estate auction on Saturday. It was… breathtaking to say the least. How the owner of all this crap fit all of it into that crappy house of theirs is a mystery to me that scientists could still be working on after finding the answer to the greatest scientific puzzles known to man. There was stuff… everywhere.

As a picture is worth a thousand words, I’ll shut up now and let you take a look for yourself.

Pillows?

More Pillows?

It\'s a pillow infestation!

Enough lamps to illuminate an airport

And enough birdhouses for their own personal aviary.

And enough chairs to sit even my fat ass down in.

Just to give you an idea of the reality of the size of the house.

Huh. I don\'t know either.

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