Ahhh, where would life be without catharsis. Bet you’ve been wondering where I’ve been.
Myself, included. The last semester has been little more than a mind-fog, a haze I’ve been swimming through, my brain only half-fueled, mostly be the desire to run and hide. Therefore my recollection of exact details is not so clear. I plead the fifth.
If you happen to be looking for such a mindset, here’s the recipe. Tres magnifique…
Take two and one half week vacation, marinated in late night video games and lonely anime fests, and add to thawed desire to run from that which ails.
Add two or three failed relationships and romantic half-starts, stirring vigorously.
Fold in 9 hours of semester classes with an amazing amount of busy work.
Seperately, sautee full-time work to a crispy golden brown. Chop and flay as stress and heat levels rise. Season as per taste on the skillet with sleep apnea, insomnia, and sleeping pill hangovers.
Sprinkle lightly with third-party contract work. Make sure not to add too much, as we wouldn’t want to satisfy our clients.
Sprinkle in very small amounts of social life. In lieu of social life, liberally add unquenched desire to see your friends and family every now and then.
Mix in frequent bitch sessions with coworker about current state of career.
Bake at lukewarm temperatures for four months or until mixture is completely unrecognizable as human life.
Serves one…
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