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I need to stop looking through my web server logs, especially at the search phrases people entered to get here. You people scare me.

So, I’ve taken a few of the more popular phrases, and now for any more who stop by my little haven on the ‘net, I’ll be happy to redirect you to where you need to go…

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It scares me that this had 10 search hits, the highest number. It also scares that somewhere on my site I have a reference to this. Oh well, Paging Dr. Freud… Dr. Freud…

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Perhaps you should go here, instead.

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Uhhh, sure, just drink this…

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The same thing that happens if you feed them anything else.

8 out of 10 times it takes just one kiss to figure out where the relationship can go.
As for the other two? Well, you’ll probably be going here…

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If you have to ask, here’s your answer.

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Sounds like…

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Please, show us the end result, because we want to see you driving around like a fool.

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Three. The answer is three.

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Well, this is close as I can get.

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Oh, that one’s easy

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Well, you might want to talk to Michael Jackson about… oh wait, did you mean “having?!?

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