Rejected Signs of the Apocolypse…
Target is offering a “Wake-Up Call” Service for shoppers on Black Friday: because they’re desperate, and because people are stupid, and because America doesn’t already have enough rampant commercialism.
A cat rapes a woman in Russia after performing Oral Sex on her: Repeat after me: Five of a cat’s six ends are pointy. Not a good idea.
Virgin Mary discovered in Grilled Cheese Sandwich!: Assholes make parodies of it, which sell, because people are morons.
Woman runs a rat rescue mission Save the Rats! Oh, save your breath.
Man bites Police Dog: I’m guessing German Shepherd tastes like chicken.
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