One step forward, about 9 ho-jillion steps back. Welcome to my world.
In case you want to add in drama into your own life (and really, who wouldn’t?) then here’s all you need…
Drop in 2 tablespoons of vague disatisfaction with current work situation into pan and allow to melt at Medium Emotional Dissonance. Make sure entire surface of pan is coated.
Add 3 cups of recent breakup. Allow to simmer at high heat until black, pissed-off, and wholly unreconizable.
Sprinkle in some local disaster that affects you in a vague manner.
Mix-in 1 pound of friend’s hair-pulling dealing with idiot, white-trash oxygen thief “friends”.
Allow to simmer for two hours during heart-to-heart session.
Remove from heat and allow to cool in carthatic, draining week-long inability to write.
Top with depression, mood-swings, and utter banality.
For an added treat, mix in 10 mg of anti-depressants and sleep-aids for flavor.
Serve immediately.
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