How could i resist, sarcastic bastard that I am, from mentioning some of the more ridiculous and just plain inane profiles I’ve seen on my forays into the wilderness of online dating? Since I’ve left the world of online dating, I figured it’s time to show you what the proverbial other fish look like. As for T.? Things are still going well. Should prove to be interesting, as it always does.
My comments are in italics.
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About Me Well I am a very out going person, love the outdoors when it isn’t too HOT! Love spending time with my daughter and family, if you want to know more about me just ask. About My dream mate very nice looking, clean cut and shave, very neat person one who can conversate well and has dreams and goals in his life. (I’ll get right back to you as soon I’m done “conversating” with the voices in my head.) |
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looking for a ruff rider who can handle all of me. (Well, I did forget to shave this morning…) About My dream mate looking for a male between 21 & 65years of age, weighing 130- 275lbs. bald or hairy. doesn’t matter (Now, don’t be too picky or you may not find anyone.) |
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looking for a friend to hang with About Me i am a single mother of 5 and im looking for a friend maybe an intamate friend like to do anything creative and love sports i would like someone likes to hang out and occationally gets intamate (Creative? I’m pretty sure she’s not referring to painting and writing.) (And someone who can teach me about that newfangled “punctuation” thing while I’m at it. Having a little stream of conciousness for breakfast?) |
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Transgender person looking for ”Love” (Oh, this oughta be good.) Age: 20 |
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Hoping to find someone About Me I’m half white and black, I don’t look like my age, I’m 22 but look like I’m 15. (The pedophiles special! Next…) I guess I would describe myself as an outgoing person, I like to take walks in the park, I guess that would be what a first date for me would be. |
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hi i am sarah (O’ ye of little conversational creativity) (Oh yeah, we got a real winner here. Thanks for playing.) |
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LooK aT mE haha (nO! haha) About Me (Act now and get a free 10 piece luggage set of emotional baggage, FREE!) Im a fitness model and personal trainer im not into drugs or smoke or even drink I dont go to bars and pick up guys im very shy sometimes until i get to know you then i warm up quickley Im looking for the right guy to do things with and Etc .If you want to know more email me |
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A REAL LADY IS LOOKING FOR A REAL GOOD HEART MAN (I know a cardiologist…) Location:HOCHIMINH CITY, OKLAHOMA, US (Okay, now I’m no geography expert, but…) About Me I am a single nice girl, living in Hochiminh city of Vietnam country. (As opposed to the Vietnam planet) I am honest, respect, faithful, considerate, independent, active. I like to have a nice life, so I am working very hard on it for my studying right now. I am basic a good heart lady, and I decided to find a good-heart man to marry. IF YOU ARE READY TO BE MARRIED, YOU CAN COME TO SAY HI TO ME, THEN WE WILL TALK… (Don’t waste much time, do you?) About My dream mate I am looking for a good-heart man who is living in Oklahoma city now. The man I am looking for must have a nice life, good heart is what I need first. He should be single, no children, (and be a good English teacher) and he can come to Vietnam to meet me for commiment, then I will follow him to live forever. |
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About Me I am a VERY down to earth woman. I’m very independent and honest to a fault. I’m just looking to meet some new people to go out with. I have a very sarcastic humor and love good conversation. I love movies and playing dominoes. I am competitive and love all kinds of activities. If your looking for a stick figure….sorry not me. I am a big girl and love it. I have a great shape for a full sized girl (Egg is a great shape, right?)…if interested I can send a pic. My mouth gets me into trouble all the time(*Snicker*)….my advice….don’t ask a question unless you want a honest answer! I don’t have a lot of spare time, so if you are wanting to waste it with games, forget it. I been there and done that, and can spot game quick. About My dream mate Spontaneous, affectionate, and honest. Good traits for any man!! :). Education is a must, not really formal education, but someone who can conversate about many different subjects. (There it is again! What are these people fluent in, moronics?) |
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lonly and looking. About Me I am a single 1/2 cacasion 1/2 nativeamerican female,who is looking for an internrt chat pal or possably more. (SMS txt mssngng skillz or fluency in l33t-speak a plus) About My dream mate Has to be hunky well built.Outstanding personality,funny,smart,and no pimps,drug dealers or no players please. |
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friend Location:DALLAS, MARYLAND, NIGERIA (Everybody! Where… in the world, is Carmen Sandiego?) About Me i’m a cool girl of my self seeking aserious relationship, i know u’ll like me ‘cos ‘am down . (Wow! You sure know what guys want! I can’t resist you now!) About My dream mate cool (Oops, guess I’m not compatible, I’m somewhere between tepid and lukewarm.) |
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WANTED: Romance About Me i am a fun loving person, who is independent. I have a child and prefer men that will realize i come with a package.(Ewwww! Oh, you mean the kid. Never mind.) About My dream mate My dream mate would not take things for granted, do and say what is intended and not beat around the bush. |
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love to love psycut at mailbox ********* (Oh yeah, that username inspires confidence.) |
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hey guys im 21 female About Me im heavycute fun to hing out with and talk to i listen to ppl promble (I’d make fun of you but you took all the challenge out of it) About My dream mate |
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