I’ve discovered I tend to follow a very predictable method of posting these things when I’m getting in my self-reflective mood. So, without further adieu, is the recipe that you can use to write your own Kevin A. Sesock blog entry! Try it, it’s fun, and educational! It’s your own Kevin A. Sesock blog home game!
Pre-heat emotional state to inwardly remorseful yet calmly contemplative.
Place reference to an emotion, quality of society, or comment on the human condition in large, ungreased public journal system.
Add 2 cups of quippy, verbose phrases describing above in a detached, and yet most likely downright foolish manner, in a feeble attempt to describe the universe.
Stir quickly with vague and overly complex definition to something the reader probably already fully understands and doesn’t want to be lectured about anyway.
Mix in insinuations that the writing is tripe and moronic.
Allow to set undisturbed in caffeine-induced stupor for 5 minutes, while considering dumping the whole thing in the garbage.
Add teaspoon of vague self-applicability to all of the above, mix thouroughly until all recognition is no longer visible.
Add 1 cup self-deprecation, mix well until well-hidden and obscured by pathetic attempts at humor. Optionally, add pathetic attempt at humility.
Season to taste with goofy alliteration, arbitrary word-play, bad rhyme, and utter ignorance of audience.
Bake for 3 hours at self-loathing and eupohric anxiety regarding the quality and readibility, or until comments have been received.
Allow to cool for 1 day, or until any fears regarding self-worth have been alleviated or confirmed.
And yes, I was joking. I think… 
Until next time.
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